Jump the Smarks Episode 10 – The New Format

In this episode of Jump The Smarks, the boys test out the new format to great success. They discuss a range of topics from the variety show that is Monday Night Raw to what to say to piss off Scott Hall. Plus Sweet Matty Treats unveils the official Jump The Smarks theme song!!! Also there are many tasteless jokes about Benoit, Jeff Hardy‘s dog, and suicide? Listen to see what Team Hellion has to say.

TNA Impact spoiles for August 14, 2008.

(1) Consequences Creed & the Motor City Machine Guns d. the Prince Justice Brotherhood.
(2) Christian Cage & Rhino d. The Rock ‘n Rave Infection.
(3) Matt Morgan d. Johnny Devine.
(4) Sheik Abdul Bashir d. Jay Lethal. After the match Sonjay Dutt came out and attacked Lethal.
(5) Taylor Wilde d. Christy Hemme with Traci Brooks as the special referee. After the match, Kong came to the ring and destroyed Taylor until Gail Kim made the save.
(6) Hernandez d. James Storm.
– Jim Cornette announced the main event for No Surrender. It will be Samoa Joe putting his title on the line in a Fatal 4 Way match. There will be 3 matches to decide who his opponents will be and the first one will take place next week with Booker T vs Rhino.
(7) AJ Styles d. Kurt Angle. The lights went out at one point and when they came back on Angle had a black bat. As he went use it they went out again and when they came back on this time AJ had a guitar which he used on Angle and got the win.

TNA Hard Justice results.

TNA Hard Justice Results – 8/10/2008
Sovereign Bank Arena in Trenton, New Jersey
Report by: Richard Gray of WrestlingNewsWorld.com

The pay-per-view goes on the air with a ‘Dragnet’ intro leading into the promotional material promoting the feuds that will culminate at Hard Justice. TNA — Cross The Line.

TNA Impact spoilers for July 31, 2008.

TNA iMPACT! taping in Orlando, airing this Thursday night on Spiike:

* Beer Money defeated Christian Cage and Rhino to earn a TNA Hard Justice Tag Team title shot against LAX after Team 3D interfered. Cage and Rhino challenged 3D to a match at the PPV.

* Jay Lethal & Shark Boy & Curry Man defeated Johnny Devine & The Rock and Rave Infection. Lethal takes the mic and was going to propose again to So Cal Val, but she says she lost the ring. Lethal gets upset and walks off.

* Booker T comes to the ring to give Samoa Joe a “tour of the Six Sides of Steel.” Joe comes out and they start to brawl. Someone drops a bat from the rafters and Booker nails Joe with it. AJ Styles comes out to check on Joe. He takes the mic and demands Sting show himself, saying he’s tired of making excuses for him. Sting’s music plays, but out comes Kurt Angle, who nails several Olympic Slams on Styles and leaves him laying.

* In a non-title bout, Consequences Creed defeated X-Division champion Petey Williams.

* Backstage, AJ Styles challenges Kurt Angle to a Last Man Standing bout at the Hard Justice PPV.

* Matt Morgan pinned Sal Rinauro. He called out Tomko and they brawled until security broke it up. They break free of security and Morgan lays out Tomko.

* Gail Kim & TNA Knockout champ Taylor Wilde defeated The Beautiful People. Awesome Kong hit the ring after the bout, laying out Kim and Taylor. ODB and Roxxi chased her off.

TNA Impact taping results for 7/3

from PWInsider.com:

*Impact opens with AJ Styles and Karen Angle in the ring. AJ challenges Kurt Angle to come out and face him but Team 3D attack him. Before they can put him through a table, Rhino makes the save and challenges Angle and 3D to face he, Styles and Christian Cage to a Full Metal Mayhem match at Victory Road.

*Don West and Mike Tenay interview LAX via satellite. Robert Roode and James Storm come out and rip on LAX. This sets up Roode and Storm vs. The Motor City Machineguns….

*Roode and Storm lose to the Machineguns, then handcuff and lash them. The referees and security try to stop them and get lashed as well. They drag Dave Penzer into the ring and lash him Jim Cornette comes out and says he is going to find the two angriest and meanest guys to face Storm and Roode.

*Moose defeated Roxxi, who was busted open around her eye during the bout.

*Rey Bucanero pinned Alex Kozlov in a World X Cup Match.

*Milano Collection AT pinned Curry Man.

*Kurt Angle comes out and complains his blind dates were horrible and calls out Team 3D Brother Ray says he lost his little black book so he used Devon’s and apologized. They bring out a hot girl named Sandy but Angle says all women are pieces of sh** and the Beautiful People attack her. Karen Angle comes out and tries to protect Sandy but gets surrounded. AJ Styles, Rhino, ODB and a few others make the save.

*Samoa Joe and Kevin Nash teasing dissension, defeated James Storm and Robert Roode. Sting’s music played and the lights flickered.

*Doug Williams defeated Masato Yoshino.

*Shantelle Taylor defeated TNA Knockout champ Awesome Kong in the $25,000 challenge to win the Knockouts title.

*In a World X Cup match, Kaz defeated Ultimo Guerrero.

*Booker T comes to the ring and calls out Samoa Joe. Booker says Kevin Nash is right and he can’t beat him. Booker runs down a list of names he has beaten in the past. Joe says he will beat Booker in Houston in front of his friends, family and wife. Sting’s music plays and he comes out and says he will be at Victory Road to see who wins.

*AJ Styles & Gail Kim & ODB defeated The Beautiful People & Kurt Angle. MMA star Frank Trigg attacked Styles. Kim got paperbagged.

Xplosion:

*LAX & Eric Young defeated Kip James & Petey Williams & Johnny Devine.