Jump the Smarks Episode 07 – UFC, WWE, and the Republican National Convention?

In this episode of Jump The Smarks, the boys discuss their love for all things tights. From the WWE to UFC to the RNC to gay porn everything is talked about. Here is a list of jokes made throughout the course of the show…

Sarah Palin’s daughter, Daniel Beniot, Clorious Leechman, Jeff Ross, Kevin’s daily life…

also Kevin takes on a day in his life as there is an UFC and WWE ppv this weekend.

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TNA – Salinas to be on new reality show.

Former WWE Diva and current TNA Knockout Shelly Martinez has been cast in a Fox reality TV show that is set to premier this fall. The show is called America’s Sex Symbol and will have Traci Bingham on the show as well. This is Martinez’s second reality show as she was on The Search for the Next Elvira in October 2007 in which she was eliminated in the second week.

Braden Walker (Chris Harris) released.

from WWE.com

World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of ECW Superstar Braden Walker as of August 7, 2008. WWE wishes Braden the best in all future endeavors.

TNA Impact taping results for 7/3

from PWInsider.com:

*Impact opens with AJ Styles and Karen Angle in the ring. AJ challenges Kurt Angle to come out and face him but Team 3D attack him. Before they can put him through a table, Rhino makes the save and challenges Angle and 3D to face he, Styles and Christian Cage to a Full Metal Mayhem match at Victory Road.

*Don West and Mike Tenay interview LAX via satellite. Robert Roode and James Storm come out and rip on LAX. This sets up Roode and Storm vs. The Motor City Machineguns….

*Roode and Storm lose to the Machineguns, then handcuff and lash them. The referees and security try to stop them and get lashed as well. They drag Dave Penzer into the ring and lash him Jim Cornette comes out and says he is going to find the two angriest and meanest guys to face Storm and Roode.

*Moose defeated Roxxi, who was busted open around her eye during the bout.

*Rey Bucanero pinned Alex Kozlov in a World X Cup Match.

*Milano Collection AT pinned Curry Man.

*Kurt Angle comes out and complains his blind dates were horrible and calls out Team 3D Brother Ray says he lost his little black book so he used Devon’s and apologized. They bring out a hot girl named Sandy but Angle says all women are pieces of sh** and the Beautiful People attack her. Karen Angle comes out and tries to protect Sandy but gets surrounded. AJ Styles, Rhino, ODB and a few others make the save.

*Samoa Joe and Kevin Nash teasing dissension, defeated James Storm and Robert Roode. Sting’s music played and the lights flickered.

*Doug Williams defeated Masato Yoshino.

*Shantelle Taylor defeated TNA Knockout champ Awesome Kong in the $25,000 challenge to win the Knockouts title.

*In a World X Cup match, Kaz defeated Ultimo Guerrero.

*Booker T comes to the ring and calls out Samoa Joe. Booker says Kevin Nash is right and he can’t beat him. Booker runs down a list of names he has beaten in the past. Joe says he will beat Booker in Houston in front of his friends, family and wife. Sting’s music plays and he comes out and says he will be at Victory Road to see who wins.

*AJ Styles & Gail Kim & ODB defeated The Beautiful People & Kurt Angle. MMA star Frank Trigg attacked Styles. Kim got paperbagged.

Xplosion:

*LAX & Eric Young defeated Kip James & Petey Williams & Johnny Devine.

TNA Impact! Spoilers for June 12, 2008.

*TNA champion Samoa Joe defeated Kaz in a very good match.  Booker T came out on the mic and said Joe got lucky at Slammiversary and they went back and forth.  Booker claimed the only reason he lost was because Nash interfered.  They are building Booker vs. Joe for the title at Victory Road.
*Backstage, Kurt Angle said he’s going to take Karen Angle out, but since she signed a talent contract with TNA, there’s a no men on violence rule.  So, he’s put a hit out on her for a Knockout to take Karen out…and she won’t know when it’s coming.
*Former WWE star Shawn Daivari is interviewed backstage, announced as the captain of Team International in the World X Cup.
*The Motor City Machineguns defeated Team Japan’s Naruko Doi & Masato Yoshino.  Really fun stuff here.  They all shake hands afterwards.
*Karen Angle is being interviewed in the back, but the Beautiful People interrupt the segment.  They are upset about Karen getting paid more than them.  They try to paperbag her but AJ Styles shows up.
*Kevin Nash is interviewed by Lauren.  She asks him if he agrees with Booker T saying that the only reason Samoa Joe was victorious at the King of the Mountain was Nash powerbombing Booker.  Joe comes to the ring and calls out Nash.  Nash tells Joe that an apology is in order for coming out.  Joe tells Nash he is riding Joe’s coattails and Joe is sick of it.  Nash tells Joe that he should be careful because he can’t defeat Booker one on one because Booker has already gotten to him mentally.  Joe tells Nash to take his predictions and stick them.
*Robert Roode & James Storm defeated LAX to win the TNA Tag Team champions after Storm struck Hernandez with a loaded boot.  Hector Guerrero argued with the referee, who re-started the bout.  LAX won and retained the titles.  Afterwards, Roode laid out everyone in LAX with a chair, then handcuffed them to the ropes, whipping them with a belt.
*Gail Kim defeated Velvet Sky, then paperbagged her.
*Team International’s Alex Kozlov defeated Curry Man.
*Backstage, TNA champion Samoa Joe accepted Booker T’s challenge for Victory Road.
*Sonjay Dutt defeated Consequences Creed.  Jay Lethal attacked Dutt and challenged him to a match next week.
*Kurt Angle defeated AJ Styles in a Lumberjack Match.  The Lumberjacks were Team 3D, Rhino, Christian Cage, Tomko, Matt Morgan and Tomko.  3D hit the Dudley Death Drop on Rhino, who was taken to the back.  AJ went to hit a splash through a table on Angle, but Kurt moved and put him in the Anklelock.  Karen Angle ran out but Awesome Kong made her way to the ring and laid out Karen.

Babe of the Day – Salinas